Entries from April 2008

April 29, 2008

Last days of being a bum

“New York: The only city  where people make radio requests like “This is for Tina-I’m sorry I stabbed you.” -Carol Leifer

I’m sitting in bed, hours past bedtime, blogging away and drowning goldfish cracker after goldfish cracker with red wine. In my mouth. The only problem is that my supply of goldfish crackers is dwindling while [...]

April 19, 2008

Unemployment Update

The thing about being unemployed is that even the most mundane tasks become monumental. 
 
Today’s task: Cleaning of my pile of junk/bedroom.
Estimated time consumed by task: 5 hours.
Percent complete: 75%.
 
This to me is a tremendous achievement. All the crap I’ve accumulated and strewn about during my working 7-days/week nonsense is slowly finding its way into its [...]

April 18, 2008

That quote thing

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.” -Slappy White

April 18, 2008

Unemployment: Week 1!

HELLO BLOG!
 
Today I return to you, unemployed, drunk and over-caffeinated like an alcoholic wife beater.
 
Why have I stayed away so long? Now if I told you, I wouldn’t be mysterious, now would I?
 
Suffice to say, I AM BACK. And all of my three readers are rejoicing (Hello, three readers)!
 
So far, unemployment is fabulous. [...]