October 4, 2008...6:19 am

I’m only going if it’s first class

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A helicopter is circling above my apartment making quite a commotion, most likely looking for a ┬áthief or a really successful hooker. If, by some small chance, it’s hovering in an attempt to kidnap me, I’d just like to make a public request for lots of cocktails (fine wine or fruity martinis) and a multitude of snacks (goldfish crackers, fudge stripe cookies, buffalo pretzels). Thank you.

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