Entries Tagged as ‘Let's have a think’

April 16, 2009

You’re in Your Car, Not Invisible

Dear Nose-Pickers, Mascara-Appliers, Zit-Poppers and Givers of the Ever-Popular Evil Eye,
I can see you.
P.S. Your car is neither indestructible cloak of armor, nor spaceship, nor Pope mobile.

October 1, 2008

Overheard by Tink

Crackhead on the street, in between violent face scratching: “Work that ugly skidmark butt!”
I look around, meet his dry-eyed glare.
Crackhead: “Yeah, you! Ugly skidmark butt!”
That’s true. If one of the two of us has an ugly skidmark butt, Mr. Crackhead, it’s me. 

June 10, 2008

But how come?

Life has presented me with many an enigma that I just let slide… I file it under “I’m never gonna figure this out” and move on. I feel it’s time to address at least one of these mysteries because it’s been taken to a new level.
Why, oh why, oh why do they build bathroom stalls [...]

February 14, 2008

Oranges, wine and suicide

I have some happy thoughts and some morbid thoughts. Let’s start with the morbid.
I found a blog, 90dayjane.com (which I think has actually been taken down), about a girl documenting the last 90 days of her life before she kills herself. I don’t know if this is real, a cry for help, begging for attention [...]