Entries Tagged as ‘The Boyfriend’

January 12, 2009

My Western Welcome

After an hour-long 5am car haul to the airport, a 30-minute security line, a 30-minute plane de-icing, a 6-hour flight to LA, another hour-long car ride to the Boyfriend’s apartment then back to Long Beach and an hour-long boat ride in darkness I finally (phew) made it to my destination – Catalina Island, CA. 
Stunned and [...]

May 28, 2008


Ah, Memorial Day. A long awaited excuse for a day off.
I woke up on this lovely Monday holiday much like I wake up on most days: brain swelling inside skull, sheets wrapped around legs, boyfriend mysteriously pinning my arm to my mattress.
Except then, like magic, I didn’t have to go to the dreaded work(s). I [...]

April 29, 2008

Last days of being a bum

“New York: The only city  where people make radio requests like “This is for Tina-I’m sorry I stabbed you.” -Carol Leifer

I’m sitting in bed, hours past bedtime, blogging away and drowning goldfish cracker after goldfish cracker with red wine. In my mouth. The only problem is that my supply of goldfish crackers is dwindling while [...]

February 13, 2008

I’ll trade you Park Place for all 4 Railroads

“I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher – they are going to make a board game out of it.” –Woody Allen
To anyone who thinks they are in like, in love, or in a relationship they think can go the distance, I challenge you to live for any prolonged period of time [...]